Now you too can be a Gyro-theorist!

Concisely explain all the mysteries of the universe is terms accessible to all your readers! To put an end to debate on any subject once and for all, simply:

source('gyr.R')
theory_gen('subject')


What you'll need:
R source
lexicon.txt



Here's just a taste of the kinds of insights that await you using the awesome power of the gyre-model:

  • The reason that cats hate dogs is easily reconciled by applying the electro-ohiogyreon qualities of the trimergence in concert with the cellulo-gyraxiomhelix system.
  • The rise and fall of great civilizations is an emergent form of the ribo-ohiogyrematrix interacting with alternagyre properties of the phospho-majorgyregnose system.
  • Why I procrastinate can be explained by recognizing that the ribo-levoragyreon is rendered through trimergence pressures on the carbo-gyrolinknexus.
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